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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:38 pm

Like what happened in Schizo's chat tonight, post a collection of jokes here.

Was gonna make this on the other forums but I thought otherwise with the direction certain jokes may take.

I'll start us off:

"I heard that Justin Bieber has a 10 inch cock.

It's in his ass and belongs to Usher."

Site Admin Joined: 24 Jan 2011 Posts: 317

So a guy walks into a local bar/hotel on a Friday. He has had a rough week, he is friends with the bartender. He asks for a beer and then after he downs the beer, he asks the bartender/hotel owner to give him a key for a room and asks for the nastiest, dirtiest slut he can get for a night, the money meant nothing to him.

Dave (the bartender) gives him the key to room 69. There is a tanned, blue eyed, beach blonde hair hooker laying on the bed with nothing but fishnet stockings and white gloves. She tells him to lay on the bed and relax, she'll treat him to a good time. She asks him if he would like a beer, and he says "Yes, I would love an ice cold one". He starts to get undressed as she goes to the room's mini-bar, grabs a couple of cold ones and gives them to the man, then lays on the bed and folds her legs up in the air to the back of her head with her behind sticking upward in the air and pulling her cheeks to the side to make her asshole bigger.

Jeff (the man), says "Listen, I have had a tough day and am looking for a good time, but I am no buttfucker lady". As he picks up his clothes off of the ground and prepares to leave she replies "I thought you just wanted to open the beers up, I didn't bring a can opener".

lol My dad and his friend told me that one. Now I don't want to offend anyone, but I have been told more racist jokes (mostly black and mexican ones) than you could believe, I would share but I do not want to offend anyone and I am not racist in anyway. If everyone is OK with it, I will share them and be more than happy to hear any white ones you guys have too lol.